With the war on Christmas in full swing (although, like in World War 1, we can expect a temporary cease fire and a non-sectarian celebration in no-person’s land at some point), and the attacks on Hanukkah and Kwanza in the planning stages, let’s retreat to a position that everyone feels comfortable in: On the couch in front of the audio system! (That sentence was almost as long as the holidays, but with better punctuation.) Here’s a few that the elves crank in the Pole break room:
For the girl who has everything!
A song based on a true Christmas story during the war to end all wars. From the band that played an XRT show at the Farm in the Lincoln Park Zoo!
The late great Rick Danko sings the Band’s only seasonal offering.
From the man who created Christmas boogie.
He loved Christmas almost as much as he loved his mum and Timperley.
Not as good as “I do”, but will suffice.